DMV, DMV
I hate thee
You smell so bad
and make me sad
Oh, DMV
Leave me be
Bought a car from a guy
no dealer to handle this, oh me oh my
In I go to the horrid place
I do not see one, not one happy face
Why do people bring 10 kids
that make their moms flip their lids
trying to register their car, you see
"Oh, I need a valid license??" they ask innocently
DMV workers hate my guts
Most of them look like bulldogs or muts
Cheer up lady, before I punch you in the face
Kick you in the head, if you don't pick up the pace
Please, sir, cover your sneeze
before I catch that wheeze
why must you breathe on my neck?
Your fat, sweaty ass should be at home you freakin schlep
DMV, DMV
I hate thee
You smell so bad
and make me sad
Oh, DMV
Leave me be
